This woman is
frighteningly open about the worst seex toy mishap ever
A South Africa woman misplaced a seex toy before realizing it
was lodged inside her backside — still vibrating — forcing doctors to perform
emergency surgery.
Emma, a 24-year-old student teacher from the town of Cape
Town, was getting busy with boyfriend Lee, 29, on Saturday morning when they
couldn’t find their 7-inch-long vibrator.
She pressed on her stomach and could feel vibration, according to news
“We were looking around the bed in case it had fallen out,” Emma
said. “When I leaned on my stomach I could feel it vibrating — it was stuck low
down and at one point was even wedged behind my hip.”
Desperate times called for desperate measures — and BBQ tongs.
“For a while Lee was suggesting all kinds of wonderful
options,” she said. “He tried a kitchen fork handle, which we won’t be using
again, and said he could feel it at one point but that it was too far up — it
was a goner.”
‘When I leaned on
my stomach I could feel it vibrating — it was stuck low down and at one point
was even wedged behind my hip.’ - Emma
She added: “He tried BBQ prongs too but after a certain
point — after an hour of trying — we knew were going to have to go to hospital.
We were both a bit shocked.”
The couple had been drinking, so they didn’t want to drive
to the hospital. But explaining the mishap to an ambulance dispatcher was a
whole other challenge.
“I had to make the most embarrassing call to the ambulance
at 7 a.m.,” Emma admitted. “The call handler said, ‘Tell me exactly what the
problem is,’ so I had to tell him.”
An ambulance was quickly sent and the couple ended up at Hospital
in Cape Town, about 30 miles south of where their randy calamity happened.
“At that point it was just more surreal than anything,” Emma
said. “I didn’t feel much pain at that point — I was in too much shock.”
Doctors told Emma the still-buzzing vibrator was too high up
in her system to be manually removed, meaning they’d have to operate. She
credited doctors for keeping her calm.
“The doctors were really good — they all moved quite quickly
and were so reassuring telling me they saw it quite often which was quite a
relief,” she said. “At first we were jokey about it but then realized it wasn’t much of a joke especially
when there was talk of going through my stomach if they couldn’t get it.”
Once doctors removed the vibrator, they offered it to her as
a souvenir. She declined.
Emma groused that her boyfriend thought this was all a joke.
“Lee’s not been scarred by it — he just thinks it’s funny,”
she said. “I think he should have one up his bum and take one for the team.”
